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To A Mouse – Funny Poems

To a Mouse On Turning her up in her Nest with the Plough Wee, sleekit, cow’rin’, tim’rous beastie, O what a panic’s in thy breastie!…

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Sonnet Vii Love In A Humour – Funny Poems

Sonnet VII Love in a Humour Love in a humor play’d the prodigal And bade my Senses to a solemn feast; Yet, more to grace…

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A Song From The Suds – Funny Poems

A Song from the Suds Queen of my tub, I merrily sing, While the white foam raises high, And sturdily wash, and rinse, and wring,…

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The Perfect Friend – Funny Poems

The Perfect Friend Today I found a friend who knew everything I felt she knew my weakness and the problems I’ve been dealt. She understood…

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I Dream Of Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair – Funny Poems

I Dream of Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair, Borne, like a vapor, on the summer…

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The Bow-Leg Boy – Funny Poems

The bow-leg boy Who should come up the road one day But the doctor-man in his two-wheel shay! And he whoaed his horse and he…

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Daddy Fell Into The Pond – Funny Poems

Daddy Fell into the Pond Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. We had nothing to do and nothing to say. We were nearing the end…

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There Once Was A Man From Nantucket – Funny Poems

There Once Was A Man From Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all of his cash in a bucket. But his…

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Our Little Ghost – Funny Poems

Our Little Ghost Oft in the silence of the night, When the lonely moon rides high, When wintry winds are whistling, And we hear the…

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23-Feb – Funny Poems

23-Feb Light rain is falling in Central Park but not on Upper Fifth Avenue or Central Park West where sun and sky are yellow and…

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