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The Jumblies – Funny Poems

The Jumblies They went to sea in a Sieve, they did, In a Sieve they went to sea: In spite of all their friends could…

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George, Who Played With A Dangerous Toy – Funny Poems

George, Who played with a Dangerous Toy And suffered a Catastrophe of considerable Dimensions. When Georges Grandmamma was told That George had been as good…

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Why He Was There – Funny Poems

Why He Was There Much as he left it when he went from us Here was the room again where he had been So long…

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Soliloquy Of The Spanish Cloister – Funny Poems

Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister Gr-r-r–there go, my heart’s abhorrence! Water your damned flower-pots, do! If hate killed men, Brother Lawrence, God’s blood, would not…

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Canis Major – Funny Poems

Canis Major The great Overdog That heavenly beast With a star in one eye Gives a leap in the east. He dances upright All the…

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The Plot Against The Giant – Funny Poems

The Plot Against the Giant First Girl When this yokel comes maundering, Whetting his hacker, I shall run before him, Diffusing the civilest odors Out…

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Marriage – Funny Poems

Marriage This institution, perhaps one should say enterprise out of respect for which one says one need not change one’s mind about a thing one…

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The Girls Of Llanbadarn – Funny Poems

The Girls of Llanbadarn I am bent with wrath, a plague upon all the women of this parish! for I’ve never had (cruel, oppressive longing)…

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Funny — To Be A Century – Funny Poems

Funny — to be a Century Funny — to be a Century — And see the People — going by — I — should die…

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We Wear The Mask – Funny Poems

We Wear the Mask We wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes, — This debt we pay…

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